Worshipping mud-covered boots,  a little church lobby folding chair bondage, or lobbing ornamental fruit - where do you start when it’s time to try a groundbreaking new sex act? After coming out 3 times to his parents, Mitch Mitchell decides it’s time to finally lose his goldstar status…. so: Grindr profile? Check. Anonymous tryst scheduled? Check. Construction site assignation? Maybe…But learning that PigBoy is a crappy tile setter might just kill the vibe. This act needs to happen, so it’s time to creative with a massive strap-on and a few choice YouTube tutorials.

Goldstar (adj) A person who has never had sex with the opposite gender. Example: a lesbian who has never slept with a man, a gay man who has never slept with a woman.

Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large

Song: 

‘Born This Way’ by Rachel Lark

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Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling!
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Here’s what’s coming up:

Seattle, WA

Thursday, June 6th ‘Seattle 5 Year Anniversary’

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Portland

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San Francisco, CA

Thursday, June 20th  ‘Best Fiends’

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Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

Sunday, September 29th ‘Bawdy gets Kinky’ (Folsom St Fair afterparty)

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Visiting SF and have a Kinky story? Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com

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Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist /Video: Joe Moore

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour