Bawdy Storytelling

Do you collapse in a puddle of jizz when mitosis is discussed, or shudder with pleasure when Shakespeare’s Love’s Labour’s Lost is debated? Professional game master and philomath Jeffrey Allen Hayes is baffled by his knowledge-based public ejaculation problem, as is the staff at his college’s student health center. The doctor can only prescribe an individualized educational program and assign a special needs caregiver - till an offhand comment from Jeffrey’s college roommate delivers the diagnosis he truly needs to hear. #Sproing #FreePass 


Song: ‘Freedom Within’ (Michael Martinez)


About the Storyteller:


Jeffrey Allen Hayes has won the audience-awarded Best of Bawdy title multiple times. He holds an MA in Drama Therapy and works as a professional game master, facilitating games like dungeons and dragons with a focus on emotional growth and healing.


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Upcoming Workshops: 


My Sex and Storytelling workshop is finally here!

‘How to Be Bawdy: Dixie’s Secret System for Uncensored Storytelling’ is the Sex and Storytelling workshop you’ve been asking for. Work with Dixie and a small cohort of sex-positive students to find, craft and tell your own stories in a fun, open-minded environment. The workshop includes 2 levels to choose from: The Everything But Level is for the curious but shy, and the All the Way level includes private coaching sessions with me, a final performance and a video of your story to share. My last 6 workshops sold out, and this is the first time I’m offering this highly anticipated Sex and Storytelling course, so register now at


‘Storytelling to get the Sex you Want’: I’ll be teaching this new 2 hour workshop on Sunday, January 8th  (11 AM - 1 PM PST). I can teach you how to turn a personal story into a proven way to break the ice, connect on dating sites, and engage with new people (and it’s a fun activity for friends to do together). The workshop is only $29, so invite a friend and spread the word! 

Tickets are at


Midori’s Consent Dojo #19: Consent in the Art of Storytelling 

With Guest Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour 


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Wanna work one-on-one with Dixie? Want to learn to tell a compelling, relatable story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Whether it’s getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I’ve got experience and can help. Email me at and let’s make it happen.


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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:


Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Ty McKenzie and Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective! 




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