Bawdy Storytelling

What are the loopholes that allow us Pleasure in this world, and access to the Celestial Kingdom in the next? Storyteller, Comedian & ex-Mormon Emmett Montgomery & a few self-taught friends work it out in a story that involves Soaking, chocolate sauce, butt stuff, intercoursing and a nostalgic (2 person) first blowjob on Pioneer Day that shows him what Heaven can be. Plus Jefferson Bergey takes a familiar Bawdy adage & turns it into a filthy, filthy song #HappyHolidays #TheProvoFloat #CostcoHotDogOfCunnilingus


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Song: ‘Wipe your Dick on the Drapes’ (Jefferson Bergey)


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Theme: ‘Ritual’

Thursday, January 9th, 2020

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Team Bawdy is:
Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Project Manager: Dana Hanna
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

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Direct download: Episode_103_Emmit_Montgomery.mp3
Category:Storytelling -- posted at: 3:57pm PDT